搞笑英語話劇劇本(存儲版)

　　

【正文】 y popular,(展示)，I don’t know foolish students always e ’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the , water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces加旁白1人屬于4人用）白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a had a pretty daughter named Snow after the child was born, the queen queen married another stepmother was very dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so ：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new ’m very anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill have a magic I want to know something, It will tell me , mirror, mirror, e here!魔鏡：Yes, I’m Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡： Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I there is a young is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as is much more beautiful than ：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me Global warmingA． Class begins, good afternoon ． ：Good afternoon, , I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? think it’s the problem of environment ’s related to our correct it isn’t correct it the problem of population increasing? got ’s global !Global warming is one of the serious problems …… have a was very cold indeed this think it’s global cooling! got the wrong warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of it will be sometimes very causes “ global warming”? people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the causes global are you know what will happen with the global warming? ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with will have no places to , we don’t want that will sould we do to stop “Global warming”? think we can protect the environment from can plant trees we are protecting the environment, we are saving , we can’t only speak but not do us go planting , teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s treeplanting day!!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the ．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland! is hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the the class is over byebye students! .（4人版本）Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are coworker of a day they are talking in the : Bingo!I finally finish this is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a : Me always get so busy in this have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep : Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very do you think he will feel when he es back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a : Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are ’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my miss German food!Ca: so do much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food you have any remendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best : You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wingamp。有一天她來到“香國”。人物Ada:Little girl Candy:Queen Evander:King Evelyn Joel:Prince Rita:Singer /Woman Yilina:Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky were very , she wanted to find a person to change her one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant the prince had the most fragrant pair of prince took a nap and snored under the that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”.Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t king and the queen were very worried a