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【正文】 bout their then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very the end, the prince and the princess lived happily I(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story!Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky smelt worse than stinky were very , she wanted to find a person to change her : And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant the prince had the most fragrant pair of prince took a nap and snored under the :（screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and and more people fall for my…my … feet!Oh no, my feet!I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my smell of my feet can kill , I don’t want to want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）Witch:(Crying)I hate my feet!I hate my feet!(in a low voice)Haha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet.(Searching) a handsome boy.(Come closer and take a deep breath)Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair!(Angrily)Not fair!Look, he’s sleeping and me exchange my feet with his!(Doing magic and laughing loudly)Oh, my smell so sweet!Now I’m really the most charming witch.(Fly away)Prince:(Asleep and dreaming)Oh!What a beautiful girl you are!You are my only one – my dear :(Wake up!)Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell！The room smells of stinky it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no!It’s my have a pair of stinky did it happen?(Hold on to his head.)(Run away)I can’t believe it!SCENE II(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)Prince: Oh~ there are many A: Please go away…Crow B: Quickly!It’s full of bad smell : We are going to die, because your feet are too : Oh!I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!(Prince continues to sees some flowers.)Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of A: Oh!I can’t live without fresh B: Keep your feet far away from us, : Your feet are too : Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.(Prince continues to walk.)Prince: What can I do? I want my sweetsmelling feet back.(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your B: Oh!Don’t talk C: I know where that bad smell es ’s : Just get lost!Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m ’m not a dirty feet are really disgusting.(Prince continues to walk.)SCENE III Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.” Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t : The king and the queen are very worried about their , they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…(In the palace.)Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughter！!King: So…what happened to our baby? Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)King: Oh~my dear, just take them : Take them all? Are you sure? King: Yes!Princess:(Take medicine)I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!(Try another method.)King: Hey my dear!Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting : 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..(Try a third method.)Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful she can make our daughter : Yes yes!(Open the door)Is she the one?(See Ada)Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one? Queen: Of course!Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer.(Clean the throat.)Can I start to sing? Rita: Baby hurry to sing with me….Princess: Shut up!Get out of here！King: I think these methods are not good ’ll think of better : Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..King: You can say that : Let’s get ready.(King and queen are preparing …)Princess: Daddy!Mommy!It’s time to sleep!Don’t forget to take medicine.(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)King: Oh, no!It didn’t we should get help from : OK!(Point to Ada)You just do out on the streets and find some IV(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people try to make the princess sleep.)Prince:(To himself.)A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work!I think I can make the princess slee