搞笑英語話劇劇本(完整版)

　　

【正文】 p!Can I try? King amp。s a ：Hero，we need your ：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of ：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is （流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荊柯。第一幕：決戰鄉村陌路旁白：A quiet village is covered with white are dancing in the man is walking along the street, step by is ing in mysterious man ：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire!I’m 打醬油的！Y與X相遇．X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you!Y: Haha, Never mind : Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name!No matter what ’m the most famous——YeGucheng（登登登登?。。?Who are you?X: I’m (驚訝): Ar, ximenchuixue?X: Yes, what is wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?X: Great, you know me!Y(抱腿)：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X: No, I must kill you!Y: I don’t want to be me go!X: No way!You know?Y(突然站起冷冷的說)：Don’t force me!X: Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X(搶過牛奶):Milk, very good!I like drinking : Please drink it!X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, hahaY: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?X: I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly!3210X(捂著肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……X(可憐狀): Help!Help!Where is the washroom?Y: What?X: Toliet?Y: What?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!X: Thanks, (掏出紙屑吹):This is genuine snow!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: Hua—man—lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……H(驚訝):Now you are the best in the world!Y: You are right!H: Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It’s very : Ok, follow me。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來?！?李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。雖然國王和王后在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛旁白：A quiet village is covered with white are dancing in the man is walking along the street ,step by is ing in mysterious man ．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you!Y:, Never mind :Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name? Y:,I won’t change my name!no matter what ’m the most famous—— are you? X::Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts? X:Great, you know me!Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X:No, I must kill you!Y:I don’t want to be are a eightyyearold mother and a threeyear old son to be looked after by me!X:No way!Because we are fighting now!you know ? Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X搶過牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking do you know that? Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Do you still want to kill me ? X:Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!321!X捂著肚子，蹲下（做痛苦狀）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit（一人路過，x起身跑過去）X可憐狀: excuse me!Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell :Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,:byebye(以勝利者的語氣，轉頭,看見 花滿樓)Y:Who are you? H:Hua—man—lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC”.H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!do you want join in us? If you follow myking,he will give what you :Yes,It’s very :Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!第二幕：無間道H:My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is :sit down plese, :excuse me,I have a you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I :That’s you give me a MM ? K:of are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha……Y:of M:hello，帥鍋..K: this is ,now let’s have a ，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I : Huamanlou, the ring on his finger!（音樂停）X唱著上:(看到戒指)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you? Y急切: king!Dear king!I must go now , my brother is looking for :yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!Y抱X