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【文章內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】 ng the Royals and the Red Sox... ...the new Yankee found a minute to teach me some dugout pastimes. One, two, three, toss. you don39。t get this, we don39。t move on to spitting. Hold my beer. Back, back, back. Sorry. Breakup rule number four. Never stop thinking about him even for a moment......because that39。s the moment He39。ll appear. As he made his way through the crowd, I felt calm. I had acplished the perfect first meeting. I looked good, I felt good, and I was with the new Yankee. Surprise. Look at you....I39。ve been.... How39。ve you Good, good, good. Sorry. This is Joe Stark. I know who he is. I39。m a big fan. Good luck this season. Thanks. I saw your picture in the paper. You never looked better. You want another round? Some buddies are at a bar on Bleaker. How about it? Sure. I39。m sorry. I39。m really sorry, it39。s not you. This is.... This is really embarrassing. I39。m sorry. I39。m really embarrassed. You39。re okay. I don39。t think I39。m okay. I just.... I just cried in your mouth. I just I can39。t.... I39。m not ready. That guy in the bar.... That suit guy. I better go. Sorry. You want a ride home? No, please. Don39。t pay any more attention to me. Just go, please. Go to that bar thing. I39。m just gonna get a cab, all right? Please. Will you just go? All right, then I39。ll go. But I didn39。t go home. I couldn39。t. I went to a pay phone. It39。s me. Hi, Listen. I know things are really weird between us right now. But I really need to talk. Can you.... Will you meet me at our placein 15 minutes? Okay. I saw Big. And I pletely fell apart. I know you want me to be over him I39。m a jerk. That39。s my stuff. It39。s not you. I saw Eric on the street today. And I hid. After two years. I fot how hard it is. Just take all the time you need, okay? These are cold. So? And finally, the most important breakup rule. No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal... ...you39。ll never get through it without your friends. 202 The awful truth Two years ago, my friend Susan Sharon......the East Coast rep for a line of Italian cashmere sportswear......married a mean man. What did I tell you about listening to my CDs? You put Natalie Imbroglio back in U2! Now, I only see her once or twice a year......generally when her husband is out of town. Now, I can39。t remember if I39。ve taken my Helicon before dinner or not. So I take another one, I have a cocktail, I39。m feeling no Paln. The next thing I know, this freaked out stewardess is slapping me awake. I open my eyes, I Look around the plane, it39。s pletely empty. We39。d landed in Milan 30 minutes ago. My God. Come up to my apartment because I have something for you. The place looks fantastic! Richard39。s asleep. In here? Susan Sharon and her husband had one of those very adult apartments......that made me feels like I was 16 visiting the home of a friend......whose parents thought I was a bad influence. Happy birthday, Carrie. You didn39。t have to. I know it39。s a little early. It39。s beautiful. It39。s 100 percent Italian cashmere and light as a feather. God, I love it. It39。s a 39。39。cashmere cal.39。39。 Guess what Barneys gets for this. Don39。t tell me. $ $900 for a scarf? No. Do you mind if I return it? I need cash. Why not? Why do you think they call it 39。39。cashmere39。39。? What the hell is going on? Sorry, honey. But Carrie had this idea about returning What......was our agreement about visitors after 9:00 .? I know, it39。s her birthday. I39。m on London time! I39。ve got to be up in three hours when the markets open. I39。d really appreciate it if you39。d take the fucking noise somewhere else. I39。ll call you. Just ignore him. You don39。t have to leave. It39。s okay. Goodnight, Grumpy. Get the fuck out of my house! Taunting the psychotic spouse, I realized, was not a wise move. Just shut the fuck up! I wondered......could their marriage be that bad, or was their fighting a form of foreplay? In which case, I was merely the catalyst to get things going. I am so sorry. I39。m so embarrassed. Don39。t be. He39。s just tired and cranky. That was classic Richard. Tyrannical, emotionality abusive. I don39。t know what to do anymore. Maybe there were special circumstances tonight. He works hard. He39。s sleep deprived. Blah, blah, blah. I don39。t give a shit! What would you do? Would you leave? If things didn39。t change.... They haven39。t, and they won39。t. Do you think I should leave him? If you39。re not happy, you know, life39。s too short. I gotta go. As I hung up, I realized I had been placed in a classic nowin situation. Telling a friend to leave her husband is something you just don39。t do. If they do break up, it39。s your fault. If they don39。t, she knows you think they should......and therefore, can39。t speak to you again. Yo u39。re screwed. It39。s a shame. There goes your cashmere connection. She had me at a weak moment. I was tired, I39。d been chased out of her apartment. I have a birthday looming. I said too much. No, in an intimate relationship......you should be able to say anything. I disagree. Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies... ...and mutual delusion. James and me, for instance. I pretend he doesn39。t have a small dick. He pretends not to notice we haven39。t had sex in weeks. You should join the . I39。m in an intimate relationship at the moment......and I can tell you, the level of verbal discourse has bee a Little too intimate. Are we speaking of Spring Roll Guy? Who39。s that? Aaron Melman. He39。s a dermatologist I met at the Vietnamese lunch truck outside my office. Have we put such a premium on being open and honest with one another......that we39。ve misplaced the boundaries of propriety? Are there still certain things in a relationship one should never say? My best friend got engaged to t