搞笑短劇劇本(編輯修改稿)

　

【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 eally want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(驚愕): what? the mayor’s son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(邊走邊道): lunch!lunch!where are my socks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下)er!how smelly!they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone!i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh, i’m so hungry!but there’s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)this is what lunch always wears!i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has have to cook for my mother and (上): where’s my breakfast? where’s lunch? hasn’t she got up yet? j: mum, can’t you remember? lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is is a nice girl, go and take her back!j(立正敬禮): yes madam!act4(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)a: hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)c: if you want to go by this street(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)abamp。c: give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)a: what bad luck!this guy is broken!b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!c: i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liu lanzhi next can go and rob the wedding!aamp。b: good idea!j(驚訝): what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!abamp。c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!j: but lunch is my wife!we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with take the money and i take the : have you got any experience? j: i’ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)act5(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(j和三強盜躍至臺中)abcamp。j: hey you!stop and listen to us!a: the road is built by me!b: and i planted one : if you want to go by this streetj: give us all your money!(l聽到j的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)l(驚喜萬分): johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j的身邊并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l暈倒)j(火冒三丈): how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）(j與ms混戰(zhàn)，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)(j將ms胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，關切地問):honey, how are you? l(哭狀): i hurt a lot!j: don’t cry ’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)l(起身去追):wait for me!(跑下)第四篇：英語搞笑短劇劇本西游記Beat it!人物：T:唐僧 陳鵬M:孫悟空 陳中良P:豬八戒 李濤S:沙僧 魏濤 X:白骨精原型 李鵬程X1:白骨精變成的男人X2:白骨精變成的女人 劉佳佳Q:女兒國王后 徐靜靜T: Wow…,boys,this place looks we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is? 眾徒弟們搖頭，除了八戒在看書。T: bajie, give me the map(不回頭，懶洋洋的問)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（嚴肅的問）T：bajie!Give the fucking……..(轉過身看到八戒在看書)T:(很吃驚)hey！bajie，you are making youself a new kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》 or 《dabeizhou》? 八戒依舊看書，不理睬。T:(湊過去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，趕忙藏書。但為時已晚，T一把搶過。發(fā)現(xiàn)是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻變得溫柔，接過書開始看T：yao….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出衛(wèi)生紙給唐僧擦，唐僧回過神來)T:（轉身訓斥八戒）how many times I have told you!You are not supposed to read this kind of book!I will keep it for you until the trip is end…..(唐僧將畫冊掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand…T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…(唐僧擺出一個酷酷的動作，一邊跳舞，一邊開始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)……… P:I knowT:Monkey,I am and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse.(聲音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一邊掏出手機，回頭看到八戒在身邊)hey！pig, get out of here!give me some private space!唐僧開始給Q打電話T:hi..how you’re doing(不解釋….)Q:I am fine,but I miss you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling….i am boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you know I love you…oh…they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語氣)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手機）T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be