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【正文】 要干凈的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。ll have :(2nd customer:)Me tooand be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two one asked for the clean glass? 創新句子：我堅持用干凈杯子喝茶。服務員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？ 看起來象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what39。s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別擔心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!B:Don39。t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 39。，我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!C:No sir that39。s a cockroach the fly is on your ，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there39。s no extra charge!服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I39。ve forgotten it when I removed the other ，湯里有只死蒼蠅！是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。A:Waiter there39。s a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it39。s the hot water that kills them.第五篇：三人英語小短劇三人小短劇主角：兩女一男，男的飾演寧采臣穿越而來，兩女是好朋友其中一人是小倩轉世而來。永：morning，：morning,Cassie。永：what39。s wrong with looks so ：i were watching tv all the ：what did you watch ? 蟲：Have you heard of the prevalent Timetravel TV series “Bu Bu Jing Xin” ? 永：ohI love it so actress are beautiful, their dressing is ：me you have a chance ,which dynasty do you want to transported to ? 永：of “d like to protect our let citizen have a easy ：what a great ideal!永：but it is so won39。t have chance to ：i don‘t agree with is 男：what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian? xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?繞教室跑下去,問班上的眾人who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange!What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?永：look at that guy！he looks so amusing!蟲：What happened to he? 永：you hair is so is strang,the dressing likes acient ：wow ,is he transported 永：no ,it39。s ：look!he is getting close to ：young 39。m so glad to meet you are familiar to me!oh god!”xiaoqian why are you here ? i39。m looking for you all the ，最后疾步坐過去抓住女的的肩膀。蟲：do you know me ？ I have no memory about ：what? you forgot me ? Xiaoqian ,i am ，和男的開始談話永：are you kidding ?we have never see must be something wrong with ：i39。m pretty ,look at me and talk to can’t believe you39。ve forgot if you wear different clothing and everything looks strange ,i still remember your face ,your beautiful ：gentleman ,listen to me am not name is i do not know why you wear so different ,maybe you are playing a Timetravel TV series or it is just a ,game is have to ：no ,i do not know what you i am not joking at ，閃電劈了下來，小倩記起來了。未完待續。