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【正文】 be careful.)You better hear who it is, may be : Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don39。t you think you39。d better hang up, sir?TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.) them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn39。t talking to you...I was talking to 39。s ? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren39。t you going a little too far, sir?TEDDY: No!There39。s you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, :(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn39。t that an unlucky number, sir?TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that39。s a trip to California, anyway.(Phone this time Miss Collins gets it first.)COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It39。s to see your : No!COLLINS: Shall I tell him to e back?TEDDY: No!COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see ? TEDDY: Tell him NO!( R.)COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What39。s the idea of telling me I can39。t see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn39。t see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you?TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!MORGAN: Can39。t you say anything but “NOOO!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NOOO!”MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You39。re a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)MORGAN: You39。re tell him that was here to see him about that lumber likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn39。t he?TEDDY: Why...er..NO!MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy39。s face.)Do you mean to tell me he39。s not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..ShefifteenTEDDY: Don39。t skip : Just fortysix, :(Excitedly, taking stage.)Fortysix? Why, it39。ll be a trip around the must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson39。s voice is heard in warm argument.)LAWSON: You just e in here with 39。ll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before :(Half crying.)Didn39。t you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.)MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don39。t you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!LAWSON:(Bewildered)What39。s the idea?TEDDY: The idea is that I39。ve carried out your orders...I haven39。t said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to :(Shaking fist in Teddy39。s face.)Do you think I39。m a plete idiot? TEDDY: No!(To Miss Collins.)There39。s another one...put it :(To Miss Collins.)Don39。t you DARE put that 39。ve had enough of :(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all was a : Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We39。ll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand “No39。s,” you :(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No39。s” in fifteen minutes?Imagine what I could do in an middle name is : All right, I39。m the 39。ll give you the use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father39。s desk.)Did I hear you say YES?LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and es C.)Here39。s your made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away :(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You39。re wonderful..you39。re marvelous..you39。re...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, e on, , Dad...(They both start for door R.)(Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End本文來自: 教客網劇本大全(://)詳細出處參考：://