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【正文】 o his head.)(Run away)I can’t believe it!SCENE II(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)Prince: Oh~ there are many A: Please go away…Crow B: Quickly!It’s full of bad smell : We are going to die, because your feet are too : Oh!I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!(Prince continues to sees some flowers.)Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of A: Oh!I can’t live without fresh B: Keep your feet far away from us, : Your feet are too : Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.(Prince continues to walk.)Prince: What can I do? I want my sweetsmelling feet back.(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your B: Oh!Don’t talk C: I know where that bad smell es ’s : Just get lost!Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m ’m not a dirty feet are really disgusting.(Prince continues to walk.)SCENE III Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.” Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t : The king and the queen are very worried about their , they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…(In the palace.)Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughter！!King: So…what happened to our baby? Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)King: Oh~my dear, just take them : Take them all? Are you sure? King: Yes!Princess:(Take medicine)I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!(Try another method.)King: Hey my dear!Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting : 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..(Try a third method.)Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful she can make our daughter : Yes yes!(Open the door)Is she the one?(See Ada)Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one? Queen: Of course!Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer.(Clean the throat.)Can I start to sing? Rita: Baby hurry to sing with me….Princess: Shut up!Get out of here！King: I think these methods are not good ’ll think of better : Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..King: You can say that : Let’s get ready.(King and queen are preparing …)Princess: Daddy!Mommy!It’s time to sleep!Don’t forget to take medicine.(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)King: Oh, no!It didn’t we should get help from : OK!(Point to Ada)You just do out on the streets and find some IV(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people try to make the princess sleep.)Prince:(To himself.)A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work!I think I can make the princess sleep!Can I try? King amp。雖然國王和王后在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。有一天她來到“香國”。第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛旁白：A quiet village is covered with white are dancing in the man is walking along the street ,step by is ing in mysterious man ．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you!Y:, Never mind :Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name? Y:,I won’t change my name!no matter what ’m the most famous—— are you? X::Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts? X:Great, you know me!Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X:No, I must kill you!Y:I don’t want to be are a eightyyearold mother and a threeyear old son to be looked after by me!X:No way!Because we are fighting now!you know ? Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X搶過牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking do you know that? Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Do you still want to kill me ? X:Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!321!X捂著肚子，蹲下（做痛苦狀）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit（一人路過，x起身跑過去）X可憐狀: excuse me!Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell :Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,:byebye(以勝利者的語氣，轉頭,看見 花滿樓)Y:Who are you? H:Hua—man—lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC”.H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!do you want join in us? If you follow myking,he will give what you :Yes,It’s very :Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!第二幕：無間道H:My dearest!let