friends第七季劇本(編輯修改稿)

　

【文章內容簡介】 better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.Monica: Yes that would be lovely.Joey: You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?!Chandler: Yes, you can pass for 19.Joey: Really?Chandler: Yes!Joey: Seriously?Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!Joey: (gasps) I’m 30!Rachel: Joey, you are not! You’re 31.Joey: (realizes) Aww crap!Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, we’ll get us some Mai Thai’s, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.Monica: Y’know what? II think that umm, I don’t feel like going to The Plaza.Phoebe: Why?!Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look…Monica: Nono, II really don’t want to talk about it! I don’t! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)Joey: Psss, that is whack![Time lapse, Phoebe is playing the guitar for Joey.]Phoebe: (she’s strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think I’ll play it at the wedding.Joey: Yeah! Well, I think we’ll see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear likelike, You look 19, and then they just take it away likelike, No you don’t.Phoebe: Well, I don’t think Monica is gonna take this away.Joey: Wouldn’t she?Phoebe: Would she?Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar![Scene: Rachel’s bedroom, she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)Rachel: Hey.Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air…Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didn’t want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.Ross: Still thinking about it huh?Rachel: Come on! Seriousserserseriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!Ross: (loosening his tie) Oh, who cares?Rachel: I care!Ross: (tightening his tie) And so do I.Rachel: Y’know what, II have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?Ross: Okay. Sure. (Sits down on her bed.)Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]Monica: I can’t believe her, y’know it’s just—it’s so typical.Chandler: Now Monica, I know you’re upset, but don’t forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there’s going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.Monica: Paris?Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la (mumbles something).Monica: Keep talking.Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it’s romantic, but because I can!Monica: I love you!(They start making out and both start to feel something growing below the belt line.)Monica: (in a French accent) Bonjour, monsieur.Chandler: Okay, don’t say anything, you might scare it away.(There is a knock on the door.)Chandler: It’s Paris, who knows we’re here!Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, what’s up? (She enters.)Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I’m just gonna need a small deposit.Monica: What?!Phoebe: Y’know, just some good faith money to hold the date.Chandler: Pheebs, we’re not giving you a deposit for our wedding!Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)Joey: They break your heart, don’t they?Phoebe: Y’know, I don’t really their permission.Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.Joey: What?! What’s wrong with my eyes.Phoebe: They give you away! There’s justthere’s just too much wisdom in there. (Joey nods in agreement.) Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.Joey: And that’ll get rid of my wisdom?Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.[Cut back to Monica and Chandler’s room, they are making out again as there’s another knock on the door.]Chandler: Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)Monica: Yes.Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?Chandler: What a great apology! (To Monica) And you accept! Okay, byebye!Rachel: Nono, seriouslyseriously, what was the especially me part about?Monica: Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.Rachel: What?!Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, here’s a thought.(Rachel ignores him and follows Monica into the kitchen.)Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.Chandler: (entering) Ahh, third base.Monica: It’s all everybody at the party could talk about!Rachel: Monica, y’know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!Monica: (gasps) We had a characturist!Rachel: Oh!! Phoebe: (singing, angrily) Whenever I get married, guess who won’t get to sing?Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!(Exits.)Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.Rachel: Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!Ross: Got me. (He shows of his hands.)Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!Ross: Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off.Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.Rachel: (ignoring them) Mo