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【正文】 背景音樂《做你的男人》）T:hi..how you’re doing(不解釋?.)Q:I am fine,but I miss you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling?.i am boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you know I love you?oh?they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace? M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語氣)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手機）T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye?T：Monkey,I am and get me another food?.not bananas S: But boss,if a monster es while brother monkey is away?..T: Em??.It is a ,do you have any idea? M: No problem!(安裝)（X已躲在一旁偷看）P: This is?..? M: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em??Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!M: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 白骨精上場X: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too ?I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite lucky am I,they are in my ?Electric net?You are too get to e up with a ?..get it!i can pretend to be a man,so they will trust ??change change??轉了幾圈，變成了一個男人。（背景音樂《天竺少女》）X1:I look great!X1:(接近三人，望著)Hey,guys!Can I join you? S: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are : All right I39。ll watch you then.(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)X1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Sir,you are a bosshand.(背景音樂《斗地主》）Come in and teach me!(準備開電網門)M:(回來，看見X1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)（背景音樂《打斗》T：er?..悟空，I told you to get him out of here,not beat him to death?..Next time don’t do this kind of thing(拿出美女畫冊，繼續看）M: whatever, all right(懶得解釋)（悟空看到美女畫冊，急忙湊上去看，師傅把畫冊上下左右移動，悟空隨之移動，師傅發現了，開始說：）Ah, wukong ,you want to have a look at it,aren’t you ,If you want to just tell me, I will give it to you, if you don’t tell me how can I know that you want to have a look at it, even if you think in your heart that you want to have a look at it, if you don’t tell me, I still do not know that you want to have a look at it??.(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃離此地)T：wukong！e back！（唐僧搖搖頭,繼續看書)X:（看到畫冊）ah?..I got a idea!WhiteSkeleton Demon find out that master tang likes beautiful women very much,so she decided to change herself to a beautiful girl and deceive master tang to go with （背景音樂《天竺少女》）說話一定要嗲X2:（曼妙的走過來，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不轉頭：leave me ，唐僧依然不轉頭：I said leave me ，x2開口說話）X2:hi?.Mr handsome!T:（轉頭）wow?hi beauty!（扔掉畫冊，背景音樂響起，only you，神情對視，過會兒）e here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny?you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you?.（唐僧趕忙攔住）T:what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west?..（悟空執意要打，唐僧苦勸不聽）T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(擺姿勢，要念咒語)M：（趕忙說）oh,no, master,not that :(念咒，好了得，悟空落荒而走)T安慰x2之后，繼續走，一段路之后：X2:hahaha?..look at who I am（變回原樣，唐僧大喊救命）.X2：i will eat you?.Q及時趕來，從悟空那里得知了情況Q:monster!...stop！he is my man....（轉向T)T：no, I am not！(有口莫辯)Q（面向x）：who are you? X:I am baigujing?.and you？Q:doesn’t will finish you（舉起魔杖，要說阿瓦達索命，突然停住）Oh?but you look familiar?.you are xiaobai? X:you are小小？ it must been hundreds of years since the last time I met you,where have you been these :why do not contact me? X:I do not know your number?..this is your man?!Q:how could it be possible(走過來，把唐僧撥拉到一旁)..i miss you，小白X：I miss you too??（背景音樂響起，《找朋友》）X：how about a cup of tea in my house? Q: that would be perfect, let us go?.音樂停，場上只有唐僧，猶豫的望著天空，音樂換成《一生所愛》 一會兒，悟空和八戒上場，安慰唐僧（背景音樂響起，《算什么男人》），重新上路《敢問路在何方》?..全劇終