搞笑英語話劇劇本(留存版)

　　

【正文】 ed any reason to win a 39。why ? why do you help him!who actually are you ? M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with :!you—you—You are X’lover? Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!I hate you.(輕聲說)let me tell you,Ｘwill ：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning!K:what a moving story!I was impressed!Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!(M忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，《再見，警察》起)Y痛苦狀:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音樂停)（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home :go home!? M:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our : promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let I will never let go（X死）, M: be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without ahendance!第二篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本二人用版本Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the has a lot of money how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is ing!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell ’m the famous candy salesman at the school candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know foolish students always e ’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the , water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces加旁白1人屬于4人用）白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a had a pretty daughter named Snow after the child was born, the queen queen married another stepmother was very dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so ：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new ’m very anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill have a magic I want to know something, It will tell me , mirror, mirror, e here!魔鏡：Yes, I’m Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡： Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I there is a young is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as is much more beautiful than ：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me Global warmingA． Class begins, good afternoon ． ：Good afternoon, , I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? think it’s the problem of environment ’s related to our correct it isn’t correct it the problem of population increasing? got ’s global !Global warming is one of the serious problems …… have a was very cold indeed this think it’s global cooling! got the wrong warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of it will be sometimes very causes “ global warming”? people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the causes global are you know what will happen with the global warming? ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with will have no places to , we don’t want that will sould we do to stop “Global warming”? think we can protect the environment from can plant trees we are protecting the environment, we are saving , we can’t only speak but not do us go planting , teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s treeplanting day!!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the ．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland! is hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the the class is over byebye students! .（4人版本）Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are coworker of a day they are talking in the : Bingo!I finally finish this is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a : Me always get so busy in this have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep : Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very do you think he will feel when he es back to see our case? Ca:Of course